Literature
My name is Darren Nuzzlecrotch
Darren: (seething and panting, face turning red, pacing around the living room)
Steve: Darren? Are you ok?
Darren: (eyes spot a pillow and pick it up, screaming for an everlasting time, almost a minute)
Steve: (stares)
Darren: (flops down, burying his face in Steve's lap* mmMmmfmHMfmmhmhm!
Steve: (strokes his hair empathetically) I know...
Darren: Mmfhgmmfhmmfuh!
Steve: I know...
Darren: Fmmuuuuhhh!
Steve: Hey, Darren?
Darren: Mm?
Steve: You're face is in my crotch
Darren: (pauses before rubbing his face in it affectionately)
Steve: (laughs and pats his head) C'mon (lifts him up)